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Recorded live at the June 20 SMOS dinner. Some Penguicon matter is discussed, however, this is mostly an hour of banter amongst friends. Proof positive that introducing a swearing count bell only makes me swear WORSE. The sound quality certainly suffered some for being outside, but we muddled through.
| Cock | Fuck | Cunt | Ass | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jer | 2 | 82 (1.3fpm) | 7 | 5 |
| Jess | 4 | 13 | 1 | 1 |
- 00:00 Censorship explained. The worst word ever uttered on SMOScast.
- 00:27 Intro Music (I Kissed a Girl - Katy Perry)
- 01:34 Show Start and airplane noises
- 01:49 The problems with a live show
- 02:21 Why this show almost didn't happen again
- 03:45 Our professionalism shows / Jess is filling
- 04:21 Chuck makes an appearance
- 04:40 Jess gets rubbed down
- 04:59 More professionalism, Jess's phone
- 05:34 We finally have notes
- 05:40 Jess doesn't understand the difference between SMOS dinners and SMOScasts
- 06:12 Jess can't count
- 06:26 Jess tries to defend her inability to count
- 06:41 Jer offends Jess, take 1 / Jess admits she started it
- 07:15 Jess lush time
- 07:51 The swearing bell makes an appearance
- 08:39 Memory, it seems, does not serve, Goldschlager not Rumple Minz
- 09:35 More professionalism
- 09:50 Penguicon.org
- 10:40 anydepartment at penguicon dot org is a new Jess email
- 11:00 somefuckedupemail at penguicon dot org is a new Jer email
- 11:06 Penguicon's help wanted
- 11:17 Wrong!
- 12:15 conchair at penguicon dot org
- 13:02 A vegetarian volunteers to run Brazilian Beef
- 14:16 Jer's drink enters his sinus cavity, take 1
- 15:16 Counting how many people have NOT seen Jess's "innie"
- 16:12 Correction: 6.
- 16:35 Jer offends Jess, take 2
- 17:15 Briefly back on topic
- 18:04 The censorship begins!
- 20:03 The legend of Jer's junk
- 21:05 Yes, this podcast almost didn't happen because I was in the wrong hole... again!
- 21:52 Sponsorship at Penguicon
- 22:06 Jer offends Jess, take 3
- 23:30 Jer and Jess get inappropriate for the camera
- 23:55 Radio for two. That's a lie, radio for one... me
- 24:19 "How can we get ice to sponsor the con?" ... We <3 Sheryl
- 24:47 Jess bargains for Katy Perry as intro/outro music
- 25:20 Jess goes on a rampage of destruction
- 26:50 Jer's drink enters his sinus cavity, take 2
- 27:05 Sheryl and Randy make out. That's right WE SAW!
- 27:21 Introductions of audience members
- 29:45 Jer's drink enters his sinus cavity, take 3
- 30:30 On puppet shows and Penguicon
- 31:00 YouTube links: Act 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11
- 31:50 Jer offends Jess, take 4
- 32:21 The Trouble with Death Traps by Marjorie James, on Escape Pod
- 32:30 Dreamland Theater
- 33:14 July 18th, not 28th. Watch the Dreamland Theater site for more details
- 33:35 Jess's phone AGAIN!
- 34:41 Discussion of Allison bailing on yet another SMOS event
- 35:25 "Your mom" makes an appearance
- 35:40 Jess continues a little game she likes to play called "Say everyone's last name on the air"
- 35:46 Censorship returns
- 36:47 Introductions resume, and Jer starts name dropping with the wrong names
- 37:36 Ignore the ugly jump-cut used to strip yet MORE name dropping
- 38:31 Some ConCom benefits
- 38:54 Scott sends and on-air SMS, more beeping ensues
- 39:32 Jess gets really interested in the drunk panels
- 39:48 The punch of doom!
- 42:04 Jer offends Jess, take 5
- 43:47 Someone left early, let us name drop them
- 44:15 2. The number is 2.
- 44:35 Now the number is 3
- 45:18 Next SMOS dinner in Monroe 4th of July
- 46:02 There will be explosives
- 46:17 Jess sorts out the difference between the words "legal" and "illegal"
- 47:03 Second
- 47:15 For those keeping score at home, the web site
- 47:50 Jer offends Jess, take 6
- 48:40 The book project
- 50:13 Submit your essays or get involved at jer at penguicon dot org
- 51:38 jess, smoscast, or chair at penguicon dot org
- 52:35 www.ibloviate.org/smoscast, phone: 734.447.5321
- 52:43 ConVersation
- 53:04 Best Western, Jackson Road, Ann Arbor, MI on July 25-27
- 53:36 $30 until June 30, $35 starting July 1
- 53:46 Guest of Honor for $5, a list of GoHs
- 54:27 Jess reads our license, take 1
- 54:32 Jess reads our license, take 2
- 54:56 Jess reads our license, take 3
- 55:26 Jess reads our license, take 4
- 55:35 Jess reads our license, take 5
- 56:02 Jess reads our license, take 6
- 56:53 Jer cans it from memory
- 57:09 Jess reads our license, take 7
- 57:44 Jess reads our license, take 8
- 58:07 Jess reads our license, take 9
- 58:08 It hurts to gargle Monster energy drink
- 58:37 Jess reads our license, take 10
- 58:54 SUCCESS!
- 59:11 Closing music (Katy Perry)
- 61:53 Secret easter egg (shhhh!)